Johny Vegas – Part-time potter and full-time drunk

Johnny Vegas got his start as a comedian after he stormed the stage while visiting a club one night - to deliver a rant on pottery. Vegas, a part-time potter and full-time drunk at the time, was invited back to emcee in exchange for free drinks. "They agreed to pay me," he later recalled. "It was cheaper."

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