Beauty is in the eye of the beholder

Tommy Lee was once asked how he had fallen in love at first sight with Pamela Anderson when he was drunk on champagne and high on ecstasy.

"On ecstasy, Joan Rivers looks like Pamela Anderson," he explained, "so imagine what Pamela Anderson looked like!"

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