Hi, this is the Bad Santa of Decadent Lifestyle and I have some presents for all the naughty kids. I have some buttons laying around that I thought I'd get rid of before I order new ones. So, it's giveaway-time! Mail me at firstname.lastname@example.org and tell me why you should get one.
And by the way, next week I hopefully have another present for you.
Mail me all your nudes and other fun stuff to email@example.com, you might get a button as thanks.
If you enjoy this site, you are more than welcome to sponsor my drinking by buying a t-shirt or a button. Or you could just donate a dollar. Thanks!
Is it a coincidence that there are 420 emails in my spam mail folder right now? I think not!
Tip of the day: If you eat a mango before you smoke a joint, you get much more high than you would if you only eat a mango. #420
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I never wanna get married, but I want to fuck a girl in a wedding dress. #thingstodobeforeidie