“You boys can keep your virgins
give me hot old women in high heels
with asses that forgot to get old.”
- Charles Bukowski
Hello universe! I've been in hibernation the last few weeks. What did I miss?
I am a sex machine ready to reload.
Bill Hicks pic.twitter.com/W8N49E0u0Z
Hunter S. Thompson pic.twitter.com/nypSoy64Ni
Did all my followers die or where did they go?
I was cool once.
Fuck you, I'm magic!
If I ask nicely, can I cum on your face?