Idag har man ju nästan lyckats bli instagram-brun, fast på riktigt.
Boyfriends suck. Don't get one.
Vodka can be hobby, right?
Ha så kuk!
Hangover party at my place. Bring your poison of choice. Clothes optional.
Rain rain rain. Perfect day to do fuck all.
Don't send anything fun to my kik decadentlifestyle now, because I need to sleep.
What should we do instead of sleeping?
I'll say it again. This is so fucking beautiful it hurts. youtu.be/ZEvQOPUHGH8
Gets drunk. Follows all cute girls on Twitter.
Reader submission: youtu.be/GGOc40HmUoY
Another proof that I have the sexiest, most beautiful and awesome 'fans' ever.
Drunk and horny. Drunk and horny. Drunk and horny. Drunk and horny. Drunk and horny. Drunk and horny. Fuck. Fuck?
Fuck. It's 06.43 and I forgot to sleep.