Decadent Lifestyle

Random Mess #11


Words of wisdom – Part 3

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Words of wisdom – Part 2

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Worst 8 hours of my life

- Patsy: What will you drink if you stop drinking?
- Edina: I shall drink water... It's a mixer, Pats. We have it with whiskey... I mean, you've given up drinking before.
- Patsy: Worst eight hours of my life.


Who’d win in a wrestling match, Lemmy or God?

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Chazz: Who'd win in a wrestling match, Lemmy or God?
Chris Moore: Lemmy.
[Rex imitates a game show buzzer]
Chris Moore: ... God?
Rex: Wrong, dickhead, trick question. Lemmy IS God.